MEN'S RULEZ :p

Seems all that we've heard are girl's rulez..But we men have our feelings too, so now, it's YOUR turn to listen to OUR rulez!!

To girls:

1. We're no David Copperfield or Rommy Raphael!

We're no MIND READERS!!Is it so hard to say: I'm jealous or I'm sad??Save us all the unnecessary hardwork!!

2. Sundays are the one day we use to rest, so dunt expect us to take you shopping, go to the mall or accompany you to our hairdresser or our favourite cosmethologist!

3. Shopping is NOT an exercise!!

To us, shopping is shopping!So, if there's a couple of bucks difference in price from one store to another, dunt expect us to drive you all around town just to find the cheapest price!!

4. Crying in front of us is a BLACKMAIL!!We'd rather hear the sound of bomb explodes or the sound of a thunder rather than hearing your crying which makes ur completely helpless!!

5. DO ASK for what you want!!

A subtle hint won't do.

A not-so-subtle hint won't do either..

Even obvious hints won't work!!

Just GET TO THE POINT, will ya??

6.YES or NO is the widely-acceptable response in ALL circumstances anywhere in the world!!

7. Tell us your problems that need to be solved

becoz that's what we do!!If u want sympathy, GO TALK TO UR GIRLFRIENDS!!

8. A 17 month headache IS A DISEASE!!Go see your doctor!!

9. Everything we said 6 months ago is not worth bringing up in current argument!!In fact, all comments we made over 7 days are considered null and void!!

Our promises to climb the highest mountain and to sail the seven seas are just cliches..STOP BELIEVING THAT IT'S TRUE!!

10. If you dont look like a model of Victoria's secret, dunt expect us to look like Robert Pattinson!!

11. If you think that you are fat, dunt ask for our opinion.Mirrors are more honest than men.

12.You CAN ask us to do something OR ask us to something YOUR way, But dunt ask us to do BOTH!!If you think that u can do it better than we do,than do it yourself!!

13. If possible, please open your mouth during the soccer commercial break, dunt talk during the penalty kick!!

14. We're no kids anymore, so don't remind us to eat, sleep or pray every hour of the day!!

15. If u feel the itch, you can scratch it yourself, that's what WE do!!

16. If we ask you what's wrong nd you say nothing, we would think there there is actually nothing wrong with you!!Once again, we're no mind readers!!

TALK, BABY, TALK!!

17.If we have to go some place, whatever outfit you wear, suits you well.It's true!!So, there's no excuse for not going to a party just becoz you dunt have the right outfit to wear!!

18. Dunt ask for our opinion on something unless you want to have a discussion on soccer, games, billiard, fishing or car-fixing techniques

19.We are reluctant to share feelings and emotions.Remember that we only use LOGIC!!

20. Thanks for reading this. Okay, I would sleep on the couch tonite!!