A Wife Prank Gone Wrong

Guys, watch this!!Incredibly funny, courtesy of youtube!!

DID YOU KNOW??

Testifying

To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles.

Funny town name

There is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo.

The Mozart Effect

The Mozart Effect is the notion that listening to classical music composed by Mozart can temporarily increase your IQ and enhance other mental functions. It is said that playing classical music to infants can improve their mental development. Some studies have shown that listening to Mozart can temporarily increase one's IQ by up to 9 points when given a spatial reasoning test.

Einstein president

Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952.

Hanibla Lector never blinks

In “Silence of the Lambs”, Hannibal Lector (Anthony Hopkins) never blinks.

BabyTalking

Keep walking

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Leonardo Da Vinci

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Around the world

At latitude 60 degrees south you can sail all the way around the world.

Brain growth

The human brain stops growing at the age of 18.

No panties

3.9% of all women do not wear underwear.

Electrolytes

The fluids we drink and foods we eat contain mineral salts, which form electrolytes when they dissolve in the fluids in our bodies. They're present in blood, urine, in the fluid inside the body's cells and in the fluid in the space surrounding the cells. Sodium, calcium, chloride, magnesium and potassium are the most common electrolytes in the human body. They're essential for many heart, nerve and muscle functions. They also play an important role in keeping fluid levels normal in different body compartments.

Wasted time

"Regret for wasted time is more wasted time."

Mason Cooley

Lefthanded people

Around 2,000 left-handed people die annually due to improper use of equipment designed only for right handed people.

Chemical Food Preservation

There are three classes of chemical preservatives commonly used in foods:
* Benzoates (such as sodium benzoate)
* Nitrites (such as sodium nitrite)
* Sulphites (such as sulphur dioxide)

If you look at the ingredient labels of different foods, you will frequently see these different types of chemicals used. Another common preservative that you will commonly see on food labels is sorbic acid. All of these chemicals either inhibit the activity of bacteria or kill the bacteria.

M & M's

M & M's were developed so that soldiers could eat candy without getting their fingers sticky.

Polar bears

Polar bears' fur is not white, it's clear. Their skin is actually black. Their hair is hollow and acts like fiber optics, directing sunlight to warm their skin.

Cyberchondria

Cyberchondria is a term that describes individuals who use the internet to find information about their health and then believe they suffer from all the diseases found online.

Mother Earth

Earth is the only planet not named after a god.

Human iron

There is enough iron in a human being to make one small nail.

Multivitamins

Multivitamins are a good way to help supplement a diet for those who don't always have time to shop for fresh fruit, vegetables and whole grains. But most health experts agree that a multivitamin is no replacement for a good, well-balanced diet. In fact, if you do eat a well-balanced diet, you not only have no need for a multivitamin, but you actually could be getting too much of a good thing -- especially when you consider that many foods are already fortified with vitamins and minerals. Supplementing the areas where your diet falls short with specific vitamins may be a better plan if you're a relatively healthy eater.

NFL and cows

It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.

Cocaine-Cola

Coca-Cola contained Coca (whose active ingredient is cocaine) from 1885 to 1903.

George Washington's fears

George Washington was deathly afraid of being buried alive. After he died, he wanted to be laid out for three days just to make sure he was dead.

Experience

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.

- Vernon Sanders Law

Barcode scanners

A barcode scanner (or barcode reader) is an electronic device for reading printed barcodes. Like a flatbed scanner, it consists of a light source, a lens and a light sensor translating optical impulses into electrical ones. Additionally, nearly all barcode scanners contain decoder circuitry analyzing the barcode's image data provided by the sensor and sending the barcode's content to the scanner's output port.

Barcode scanners of all stripes have decreased in cost. Current pricing of mid-grade retail / industial barcode scanners is in the $200 range for a unit with a stand and 5-year guarante.In the simplest implementations, the wired barcode scanner is all that's required to begin reaping the increased speed and accuracy of scanning barcodes. In all retail and most industrial environments product barcodes can be found on products shipped in from vendors. Most companies have some sort of computer software that required the operator to enter the UPC or SKU number into the system, which a corded scanner can accomplish out of the box without set-up.

Checkmate

The word "Checkmate" in chess comes from the Persian phrase "Shah Mat," which means "the king is dead."

CHINESE HOROSCOPES (FREAKISHLY CORRECT!!)

START! -

DO NOT CHEAT

OR IT WON'T WORK AND

YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T.

TAKE 3 MINUTES

TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT

THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.

DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.

IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY

1st. Get PEN and PAPER

2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE

THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY

KNOW

3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST

INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for

good results.

4th SCROLL DOWN

ONE LINE AT THE TIME

DON`T READ AHEAD

otherwise

YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.

1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE

NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on

the LEFT.

2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2,

WRITE DOWN ANY

2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?

3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7,

WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS

OF THE OPPOSITE SEX. SAME SEX IF GAY

CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL

NOT TURN OUT RIGHT

4. WRITE ANYONES NAME

(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...)

next to 4, 5, & 6.

DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT

YOU DID

5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8,

9, 10, & 11

6. Finally,

MAKE A WISH

ARE YOU READY?

HERE IS THE

KEY TO THE GAME

1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE THAT LIKE YOU

is found in

SPACE 2

2. THE PERSON IN SPACE

3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE

3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your

relationship CANNOT WORK is in

SPACE 7

.

4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you

put in

SPACE 4

5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS

THE ONE WHO

KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.

6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR

LUCKY STAR

7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT

MATCHES WITH THE

PERSON IN NUMBER 3

8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE

PERSON IN 7

9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT

TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT

YOUR MIND

10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU

FEEL ABOUT LIFE

11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR

LUCKY NUMBER

MEN'S RULEZ :p

Seems all that we've heard are girl's rulez..But we men have our feelings too, so now, it's YOUR turn to listen to OUR rulez!!

To girls:

1. We're no David Copperfield or Rommy Raphael!

We're no MIND READERS!!Is it so hard to say: I'm jealous or I'm sad??Save us all the unnecessary hardwork!!

2. Sundays are the one day we use to rest, so dunt expect us to take you shopping, go to the mall or accompany you to our hairdresser or our favourite cosmethologist!

3. Shopping is NOT an exercise!!

To us, shopping is shopping!So, if there's a couple of bucks difference in price from one store to another, dunt expect us to drive you all around town just to find the cheapest price!!

4. Crying in front of us is a BLACKMAIL!!We'd rather hear the sound of bomb explodes or the sound of a thunder rather than hearing your crying which makes ur completely helpless!!

5. DO ASK for what you want!!

A subtle hint won't do.

A not-so-subtle hint won't do either..

Even obvious hints won't work!!

Just GET TO THE POINT, will ya??

6.YES or NO is the widely-acceptable response in ALL circumstances anywhere in the world!!

7. Tell us your problems that need to be solved

becoz that's what we do!!If u want sympathy, GO TALK TO UR GIRLFRIENDS!!

8. A 17 month headache IS A DISEASE!!Go see your doctor!!

9. Everything we said 6 months ago is not worth bringing up in current argument!!In fact, all comments we made over 7 days are considered null and void!!

Our promises to climb the highest mountain and to sail the seven seas are just cliches..STOP BELIEVING THAT IT'S TRUE!!

10. If you dont look like a model of Victoria's secret, dunt expect us to look like Robert Pattinson!!

11. If you think that you are fat, dunt ask for our opinion.Mirrors are more honest than men.

12.You CAN ask us to do something OR ask us to something YOUR way, But dunt ask us to do BOTH!!If you think that u can do it better than we do,than do it yourself!!

13. If possible, please open your mouth during the soccer commercial break, dunt talk during the penalty kick!!

14. We're no kids anymore, so don't remind us to eat, sleep or pray every hour of the day!!

15. If u feel the itch, you can scratch it yourself, that's what WE do!!

16. If we ask you what's wrong nd you say nothing, we would think there there is actually nothing wrong with you!!Once again, we're no mind readers!!

TALK, BABY, TALK!!

17.If we have to go some place, whatever outfit you wear, suits you well.It's true!!So, there's no excuse for not going to a party just becoz you dunt have the right outfit to wear!!

18. Dunt ask for our opinion on something unless you want to have a discussion on soccer, games, billiard, fishing or car-fixing techniques

19.We are reluctant to share feelings and emotions.Remember that we only use LOGIC!!

20. Thanks for reading this. Okay, I would sleep on the couch tonite!!

ROMANCIN' IN SPANISH

Ahh, Antonio Banderas!J- LO!!They're famous hispanic figures in holywoood and they're known to be THE sex symbols with smoudelring looks and spicy-hot accents!!Imagine being in bed with them??Wanna speak Spanish so that u, too, can be sexy as these two sex-bombs??The following are some of the more common sentences in Spanish:

- Hola!Buenos dias!(Hi good morning)
- Me llamo Geraldo (My name is Geraldo)
- Encantado (Pleased to meet you)
- Que tal?(How are you)
- Muy bien, y tu, como estas?(Very well, and you, how are you)
- Gracias, eres muy amable (Thanks, you're so kind)
- De nada (Your welcome)
- Buenas tardes (Good afternoon)
- Buenas noches (Good evening)
- Soy Geraldo (I AM Geraldo)
- Es usted el senor Valbuena?( And you are Mr. Valbuena)
- Aqui esta Luisa (This is Luisa)
- Como te llamas?(What's your name)
- Vamos en coche (Let's ride in a car)
- Que bien! (How nice)
- Donde esta tu casa?( Where's your house)
- Esta cerca de santander (It's near Santander city)

ROMANCIN' IN FRENCH..

I'm sure you all know by now that French is still claimed to be the most beautiful and romantic language in the world..I'm certainly a big fan...So, I would like to share with you some of the words that you can use while your dating or ehm, seducing your love interest.Here goes:

- J'etais an train de rever (I'm just pondering on something)
- Je t'aime beaucoup (I love you so much)
- Laisse-moi seul!! (Leave me alone)
- Que veux-tu dire?(What are you trying to say)
- C'est une blague? (Is that a joke)
- Je le pense (I think so)
- Ce n'est pas correcte (That's not true)
- Je me demande (I would like to know)
- Je ne sais pas ( I have no idea/I don't know)
- Pas question de savoir (There's no way to find out)
- C'est trop bon pour etre vrai (It's too good to be true)
- Tu veux me tromper?( Do u want to lie to me)
- Ce n'est pas vrai (That's not true)
- Je m'en moque (I don't care)
- Pas de probleme (No problem)
- Mais, tu n'es pas plus bavard!Qu'as-tu?(Why are you silent all of a sudden?What's up)
- Pourquoi m'as tu telephone avant l'heure fixee?( Why did you call me before the agreed time)

ROMANCIN' IN ITALIAN

Italian is my second favourite language in the world..I think it's very sexy and romantic when someone speaks Italian..Here are a few sentences in Italian;

- Come sta/Come va/Come stai? (How are you)
- Sto bene, grazie (Just fine, thx)
- Cosi cosi (So so)
- Nessun cambiamento (No change)
- Cosa hai fatto?(what have you been doing)
- Di cosa state parlando?( What are you guys talking about)
- E da un pezzo che non ti vedevo (Long time no see)
- Non male (Not bad)
- Niente de speciale (Nothing special)
- Cosa stai pensando?(What are you thinking)
- Stavo pensando (I'm just thinking)
- Stavo fantasticando (I'm just dreaming)
- Lasciami solo!! (Leave me alone)
- Non sono affari tuoi (None of your business)
- Veramente?Davvero?( Really?Is that true)
- E allora (So what now)
- Stai scherzando (You're kidding)
- Sei matto (You're crazy)

Britney Spear's New Video, CIRCUS

Last nite I watched once-queen-of-pop Britney Spears on tv.She was promoting her new video clip, CIRCUS, which was scheduled to launch in March 2009.

The video is, indeed, spectacular.Fantastic shots and good music, too. I think that this is one of the best singles Ms. Spears had ever produced apart from my favourite "Slave for You".The blonde chanteuse looked hot in the video, appearing with a bob hair do.However, the mother of two can't quite go back to her slim, svelte figure she had before she gave birth to her babies..

What say, we go to the liposuction table, Miss? :p

Nicole Richie to Star in Gossip Girl??

After giving birth to her new baby, our beloved Nicole Richie is rumoured to star in Gossip Girl, one of her fave shows..

The blonde one has starred in a TV sitcom, CHUCK in Oct 2008.She's scheduled to to appear in the final season of Gossip Girl.Nicole said that she would like to have a naughty n bitchy part in the hit TV series..

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL3 PICTURE GALLERY

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Paris Hilton Revs it up at Radio One, London!

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Paris Hilton Revs Up Radio One

Continuing her endless schedule of self-promotion, Paris Hilton was spotted on her way in to BBC Radio One in London, England earlier today (January 29).

The “Stars are Blind” songstress sported a sparkly black dress with black leggings and black boots as she passed the paparazzi on her way to promote her new reality show “My British Best Friend Forever Part 2.”

Earlier this week, Miss Hilton was spotted hanging out with fellow American Lady GaGa, and as it turns out, they’re friends from the past.

Paris told press, “I think we all have our good qualities and our good hearts, but we are also really talented and we like to create and be artists. My sister and her went to the same school in New York called Sacred Heart, like an all-girls Catholic school. It’s so funny to see her now—like, I’m really happy for her.”

The “Simple Life” babe also blogged, “I [got] to meet Lady GaGa. She was so sweet and nice. She looked so hot and had the cutest outfit on and her hair was formed into a bow out of hair. She has such great style, I really like her.”

Celebrity Gossip

Enjoy the pictures of Paris Hilton out for her Radio One promotions (January 29).

SOURCE: GOSSIP GIRLS.COM

Article Pictures (Click to enlarge):

Lindsay Lohan and her DJ girlfriend at the beach!

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson: Beach Bliss

Continuing along on their week of beach fun, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were spotted out soaking up the sun in Los Cabos, Mexico on Wednesday (October 1).

For the third straight day, the “Georgia Rule” actress and her British DJ girlfriend splashed about in the water in between sessions lounging on beach recliners by the waterside.

This is the first healthy relationship Lindsay has ever had,” a pal of Miss Lohan told OK! magazine. “Both Lindsay and Samantha have total mutual respect and love for each other. All the nonsense Lindsay’s had in past relationships – the crazy fights, cheating and general immaturity – is totally absent. This is the real thing.”

And while LiLo just confirmed her “more than friends” arrangement with Miss Ronson during a September 21st interview, OK!’s insider tells, “Samantha and Lindsay have been ‘out’ to friends for a few months now.”

Celebrity Gossip

Enjoy the pictures of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson vacationing in Mexico (October 1).

Article Pictures (Click to enlarge):

SOURCE: GOSSIPGIRLS.COM

ANNA FARIS ENGAGED TO CHRIS PRATT!

Giving marriage another go, Anna Faris is engaged to actor Chris Pratt, a rep for the actress has confirmed to press.

“They got engaged late last year,” Anna’s rep told People magazine, unwilling to offer up any further details surrounding possible upcoming nuptials.

Source:Gossipgirls.com on the scene

World Music Awards in Monaco

Yet another month gone in showbiz land peeps. This month, apart from the usual low key photocalls, lunches and launches, I started with the World Music Awards in Monaco.
This year's awards looked good on paper so why not? I only went for a 'quickie' -tee hee-
meaning fly in early afternoon, do awards and fly out first thing in the morning. The south of France didn't disappoint as the weather was balmy and made a nice change from blighty's winter onslaught. Once at the Salle des Palmiers -MC Sporting Club- I collected my accreditation and was surprised at the relatively small red carpet area. No matter. Colleagues and I went to the nearest bar as we always do to wait for the off. When the off came, we were called out one by one to our pre-allocated places on the red carpet. I was pleased to have a good central spot. It's all a bit of a lottery normally. The 'talent' began arriving with SOPHIE ELLIS-BEXTOR being one of the first ones with a nice bright yellow number which contrasted well against the red carpet.

Sophie Ellis-Bextor

ALICIA KEYS didn't disappoint with a long blue dress and giving us plenty of time to take photos. She played the carpet well. Biggest let down was that the biggest names -BEYONCE KNOWLES and MARIAH CAREY- didn't walk the red carpet! The divas seemed to want to out do each other for some reason.

Alicia Keys

MARIAH CAREY did however get the number one dressing room to the dismay of Ms KNOWLES. We were left to contend with live performance pics of the two singers which is no where near as good for sales as red carpet photos. The singing was incredible. Great voices, good job I took earplugs.... The other major let down was a dry press room!!!! Where on God's Earth is there a showbiz event with no alcohol in press room? There was no bar either! Even if I wanted to PAY -god forbid- for my own champagne -I always get it free- there was no where close by to buy it from. Credit crunch in Monaco? Disgraceful.

Beyonce Knowles

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa premiered in Leicester Square, London. BEN STILLER, CHRIS ROCK and JADA PINKETT SMITH were present and correct on the red carpet. BEN STILLER looked bored out of his skull not helped by the wind and rain! Welcome to London.

Ben Stiller

I know celebs do hundreds of these events all over the world and it does get boring. Still, you have hundreds of fans cheering you on. Make an effort. Act! pretend you're vaguely happy to be there and keep the freezing cold fans happy. They -and us, the media- made you guys. Cheer up. CHRIS ROCK looked happier, though clearly not used to film premieres. He looked lost waiting for his PR 'handler' to tell him what to do.

Chris Rock

The British Independent Film Awards 2008 kick off in quasi style as celebs started arriving on time at the Old Billingsgate Market -where events was held- only to find that they weren't letting anyone in. Guests waited in the cold for around twenty minutes some with skimpy dresses and no jackets. Obviously from Newcastle.

Anna Friel

Jamie Winstone

Ralf Fiennes

Eventually doors opened and there was a a long queue slowly going through and messed up our pictures a bit as when celebs posed other guests just filed by. No brain capacity to walk BEHIND the people being photographed. Never mind. Slumdog Millionaire scooped Best Film and Best Director with DANNY BOYLE the lucky recipient of the latter. Best Actor went to MICHAEL FASSBENDER for Hunger, and Best Actress went to the lucky VERA FARMIGA for The Boy In The Striped Pyjamas. Other guests included: NICK MORAN, MARTIN -'W'- SHEEN, SAM -Jurassic Park- NEIL, Sir BEN KINGSLEY, ANNA FRIEL, JAMIE WINSTONE et al.

Martin Sheen

Sam Neil

Sir Ben Kingsley

Lastly, Midas touch Queen of glamour models, author, and business woman KATIE PRICE A.K.A. Jordan launched yet another lingerie range for George at ASDA. Again, she looked fantastic, good humoured and ensured we came out with the best possible photos.
May her reign continue.

Katie Price/Jordan

Over and out.

See ya next month.

JOE ALVAREZ



WORDS AND ALL PICTURES COPYRIGHT: JOE ALVAREZ 2008